zeldatits:

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

I laughed out loud so obviously I had to

(via phanelujah)

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(via pizza)


x

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(via trust)

canthandletroyler:

if you didnt know troye and tyler were friends, you would just think tyler is a massive fan of troye 

(via doctorpondsong)

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via hi)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via pizza)

spiderlassie:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

There’s a question for George RR Martin if there ever was one

(via brengmedehorizon)

nutella-plus-ranchdressing:

Fangirl level: Tyler Oakley

armed-artist:

empire—ants:

escaping-by-dream:

omfgitsthatfaggotone:

phan-in-kilts:

eremiel-fallen-angel:

thebigblackwolfe:

moopyisbestmoop:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear tumblr if this is another Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

No words, that reaction picture says it all.

"Oh where is this fro-"

"Oh."

"*Tearing up* Oh.”

NOT EVEN KIDDING THOSE PHOTOS DESCRIBE ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

there will never come a time when i do not reblog this beautiful slice of perfection 

Am I the only person who doesn’t know what this… Oh… Oh…

Omg I’m gonna cry

This is the music of my childhood in Hogwarts

(via pizza)

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

(via pizza)